本期主题：豪斯因“与一名未被授权进入园区的客人在其酒店房间内相处了数个小时”被联盟逐出园区。
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[–]猛龙球迷Rex_Goodman12 5999 points 7 hours ago
Damn his wife deleted all their photos together
靠！他的太太删除了所有他们合拍的照片
[–]公牛球迷Twathammer32 520 points 5 hours ago
Ah damn. Didn't know he was married so that went from funny to sad
可恶，之前不知道他已经结婚了，这件事从搞笑变成让人难过了……
[–]雷霆乔治球迷MrAmazinn 223 points 4 hours ago
Not just that, dudes got 3 kids... and they won’t forget this
还不止是结婚，这家伙还有3个孩子，他们永远不会忘记这件事
[–]国王球迷fucking-migraines 31 points 3 hours ago
And this definitely isn’t the first time he’s cheated, just the first time he’s gotten caught. Having this public has got to be humiliating for her...what a f*cking douche
并且这绝对不是他第一次偷吃了，而是他第一次被抓住而已。这种事情变得公开对她来说是非常丢人的，豪斯真是个二逼
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[–]老鹰球迷FireworkFuse 8267 points 6 hours ago42& 4 more
Bro this man went to the Bubble and LOST a ring. GOAT
兄弟，这个人去了一趟园区，然后失去了戒指，真是太强了。（婚戒？总冠军戒指？）
[–]湖人球迷catkoala 257 points 5 hours ago
He didn’t expect the NBA to go full NSA
他没想到NBA瞬间变成了NSA（NSA=美国国家安全局）
[–]独行侠球迷bmoreboy410 125 points 4 hours ago
Well he is a dumbass. That is literally the point of the bubble.
那他可真是个白痴。园区的意义就在于此。
[–]老鹰球迷ElceeCiv 58 points 4 hours ago
Seriously they caught Richaun Holmes grabbing wings and he thought they wouldn't catch this somehow?
说真的，霍姆斯买个鸡翅都能被抓，他是怎么认为联盟会抓不到他买人？
[–]骑士球迷gregosaurusrex 69 points 3 hours ago
It's like my grandpa used to say, when your dick gets hard your brain gets soft.
这就像我爷爷过去常说的，当你的吉米巴特勒变硬，你的脑壳就会变软。
[–]猛龙球迷dhillonaire 622 points 7 hours ago
that’s why you gotta rub one out before making decisions like these.
所以这就是为什么，在你做一些决定之前最好先自己撸一发
[–]wilonwheels 93 points 6 hours ago
The head was thinking. Just the wrong one.
他的头有在思考，但是是错的头
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[–]NBAjet_10 145 points 6 hours ago
He literally could've just invited his wife in the bubble, what was he thinking (I guess he wasn't...)
他本可以邀请自己的妻子进园区啊，他在想啥呢？（我猜他压根没在思考）
[–]湖人球迷Shrekt115 2184 points 7 hours ago
He about to be losing half his House
豪斯House即将失去自己的一半房子House
[–]热火球迷Cooks-Brain- 1919 points 6 hours ago*32
House legally changing his name to Danuel Apartment now because that bitch took everything.
豪斯马上改名为“公寓”，因为她将要拿走一切
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[–]凯尔特人球迷twentysixzeroeight 698 points 7 hours ago
The thunder have to be wondering why he couldn’t get that horny earlier
雷霆就好奇了，豪斯为什么不能早一点干这事儿？
[–]Nugur 232 points 6 hours ago
Detective Paul would have been the first one at the scene
那样的话，侦探保罗会第一个出现在犯罪现场！
[–]NBAJayDee62 179 points 7 hours ago
This league, man.
这个联盟啊……
[–]818like 36 points 4 hours ago
Reality TV for men
男人的真人秀……
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[–]湖人球迷bobberr 2566 points 7 hours ago
MULTIPLE HOURS HAHAHAHA
好几个小时，哈哈哈哈哈
[–]掘金球迷Bol-Bol-Bol-Bol-Bol 1304 points 7 hours ago
Must've been a really thorough film session
（对联盟来说）这一定是非常详尽的录像研究
[–]湖人球迷Dongsquad420BlazeIt 737 points 7 hours ago
When you’re finished studying the front court, you gotta study the backcourt too.
当你研究完了前场，你肯定还要研究研究后场。
[–勇士球迷TheSplashFamily 268 points 7 hours ago
I mean, you really need to know the ins and outs of the game.
我说，你必须要了解比赛的打进和打出啊！
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[–]凯尔特人球迷TheSpermWhoWon 1002 points 7 hours ago
Motherfucker could have risked collapsing this entire bubble and cheated on his wife of 3 kids.
Absolute bum.
这个混蛋将整个园区置于危险之中，并且欺骗了自己的妻子和3个孩子，绝对的白痴！
[–]猛龙球迷AlphonsoDavies19 348 points 7 hours ago
Whaaaaat?
So wasnt his family allowed to visit?
什么？？？？家人是不能来园区吗？
[–]湖人球迷Klaxosaur 1047 points 7 hours ago
It’s up to the player to invite them down lmao.
家人来不来，取决于球员邀不邀请。
[–]湖人球迷IGbotter 1089 points 7 hours ago
Lmfao he didn’t invite his fam but invited some random
笑死，他没邀请自己的太太，而是邀请了某个路人
[–]火箭球迷Sherlang-271 92 points 6 hours ago
Two years ago: Chris Paul and his hamstring
This year: Danuel House and his dick
火箭两年前：克里斯-保罗和他的腿筋
火箭今年：丹纽尔-豪斯和他的吉米巴特勒
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